i've heard about your nonsense

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[OOC INFO]

aim: notcrossmarian

( the clusterfuck )

No, I'm not answering anything.

( tl;dr )

[ This is what happens when Nena and Michael think that this whole amnesia thing has to end. Like a good man of the cloth (and being intimidated by nuns), Cross is doing some rosary in the monastery, trying his best not to fall asleep. ]

If Jesus made him lose his memory the first time around, that means that if we hit him again, he'll be fine!

Yeah, that's all well and good, sis if the bastard is still here.

[ Oh hay, it's Cross' kids. He turns around, first of all having a small stroke when he sees them. ]

Oh hey, it's … Michael and Nena, right?

I can't stand it anymore! He doesn't know how adorable I am anymore!

Yeah, yeah, lets just hit him with Jesus already.

W-wait, what the hell!

[ Cross doesn't have time to say anything before Michael and Nena hit him on the head and Cross falls backwards. He's still for a moment … ]

Shit, I think I killed him.

[ Then, in all his Cross glory, he sits up and glares at Michael. He raises a hand and slaps the crap out of the older boy and fixates to Nena, who flings herself at him, clinging onto his clothes. ]

What the hell what th-

[… Michael shuts up when Cross gives his kids a hug. ]

I missed you both, but damned if you do that again, I'm punting you all to the States, understood?

children, you can blame this on the fact that the Federal Reserve cannot make good comic books, especially about something as interesting as Monetary Policy.

ANYWAY. Comment here with your characters and a prompt and I'll write a sentence or two with it. :> Feel free to ask for more than one prompt too!

I play:

Abel Nightroad
Chuck Bass
Cross Marian
Kuchiki Byakuya
Larsa Solidor
Lisa Cuddy
Rufus ShinRa
Sue Sylvester
Trish

[See Cross in Tyki's clothes. See Maria give him a look through her bound eyes - ]

Don't give me that look, I thought I stripped myself down. I can't even ruin it a little bit before I send it back to the moron.

...

Hey Maria, you want to do me a favor?

[The corpse doll can't show any expression Cross, she's a corpse. Feed ends to Cross trying to get himself naked 8(]

[A thick, fake, Parisian accent plays - ] Sir, I'm with the Swiss Guard.

[Click, click, click, the sounds of boots clicking across tile.] Antonio can deal with the fact I broke in to take her back. This is serious. They're going to pay for making me leave the comfort of a woman's embrace-

[There's something a little frightening with the level of venom and vengeance in his voice. There's sounds of a fight, jaws breaking, bones being shattered before an electronic voice:]

You have accessed the Dark Order: Central Command

[A surge of electricity, sounds like Cross broke into somewhere. Then, there's that eerie song that starts to play; a woman's voice that seems to slow down everything. For a while, it seems like the feed stopped until the sounds of:]

It's been a while, hasn't it? Come on, after I break Nena, Michael and Hermione out of here, the sooner we can go back to Brazil.

[There's that vengeful voice again. The feed ends.]

[ooc; Cross' worst fear is that the Dark Order got a hand on his brats! Also, he has a raging vengeance complex and a part of it would be it getting free.]

I knew there was no way I would get drunk enough to think XANXUS was a woman and marry him.

Hey guys, I kind of need a huge favor. Who thinks that they can keep a box that is roughly nine feet by 5 feet in a cool area?

✠ love. or cross not rolling over in the morning to ditch you.
✠ brats. or your his "kids"
✠ not brats. he's indifferent.
✠ pretty girl ~ . sexy ladies ~ but don't expect him to be there in the morning.
✠ he wouldn't tap that. you're his drinking buddy.
✠ touching his little girl. if you are dating nena, have dated nena or nena has a crush on you.
✠ michael is boning. i think that is self explanatory.
✠ death on contact.

help me out if i forgot any ;;


( not even done )

Do you ever think we're meant for something more? I love me girls, but I'm getting sick of the circus. Maybe I'll take the old man up on his travels, or, I dunno.

I need a bloody drink.

Fatal car crash kills teacher

Fort Dodge; a fatal car accident today that involved a gas tanker and a Harley Davidson left the teacher, William Pemberly's body burned beyond recognition. His children, Michael and Nena have been sent to England to live relatives of the family. Pemberly, 35, was a History teacher for the local high school and the head coach of the Girl's Varisty volleyball.

[ooc; SOB. someone give him a world to live in plz. ;_;]

It's so quiet here, finally.










. . . I'm so bored.

Is everyone from Michael and Nena's world this high strung? You act as if you haven't woken up next to two people you've never seen before in your life. But really, Lockon was the last guy that was actually a man and not some pansy like Tieria. Is this one of those "Fuck my life" moment the brats in class blabber on about? Jeez.

I'm just going to stay in the kitchen and living room all day, once I stop screaming you're allowed to come back down. Jeez, you'd think that the Inquisition was here by all flailing about that's been going on around here.

Where is Nena.

Damn, I go back to teaching brats ... yesterday. Remind me why I do this again?

Since I'm bored again, give me a prompt with any of my characters and yours and I'll write one-two sentences.

Rufus ShinRa
Hades
Cross Marian
Abel Nightroad
Lisa Cuddy
Larsa Solidor
Chuck Bass
Trish
Kuchiki Byakuya

( cut for images )

To assume the body radiating at the perfect temperature to create the perfect absorber of mass- the black body. Therefore, is it possible to create synthetic Innocence?

If, as discovered in the future; if it is possible for time to slow down with the velocity of a moving object, then would it not be possible to experiment on a smaller body. Rather than a star or a planet, this body was the perfect absorber of mass - Innocence - to see if a user fully synchronizes or whether it would be a failure, resulting in a fatality.

. . . Experiment 001 still requires a home outside of the testing environment. It has adjusted well to dimension travel, though it is still a concern that others are able to move it without my release.



[in english]

Under no circumstances can the Dark Order get their hands on Experiment 001.

Do you all hear that - [Sil~lence]

That is peace and quiet. Thank you, God for this.